I’m Caroline. I love crafting. I love sewing. And lots of other things, like my family and sloths and horses and photography. I am a ridiculously slow sewist (but a speedy seam ripper!) and I have frequently joked that I sew at sloth speed, hence the title of the blog. I started this page so that people can laugh with me over my various maladies and (mis)adventures in sewing and crafting. You can expect honest reviews of new patterns and fabrics, pictures of stuff I’ve made, tales of my battles against evil fabric, grumpy machines, and my own confused brain, and maybe even some tutorials with a sassy, self-deprecating sense of humor. Thanks for reading!